I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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I’m just getting better and better. It’s just like a bunch of worker bees protecting the king bee, because I’m not a queen bee. I’m a king bee.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
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And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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Probably a lack of concentration. I always hit them during practice. I just need to concentrate. Even though I should a lousy percentage,
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I’m going to be on a mission. I’ve handled my personal vendettas and handled them well.
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I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
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Excellence is a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.
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I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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As my great friend Aristotle said, ‘If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.’ I’m not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.
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When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.
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I’m pissed off. ‘Cause I knew I did something wrong. I’ll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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Every time that I’ve won a championship I’ve looked at my guys around me and looked at their work ethic and said ‘You know what, I’m going to win it this year. I feel that way now.
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I know how to turn the bad into good always.
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I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
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This is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that’s going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
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Stay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
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