If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what’s best for them, including me.
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I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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I’m ready to go. As big men in the league, there are two who have done something special during this millennium. I’m one and Tim Duncan is the other.
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Excellence is a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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Everything happens for a reason.
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I really get motivated when I have doubters.
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If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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It’s his show and I’m just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I’m on my way out… I am here to serve your every need, King James.
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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The only person who can really motivate you is you.
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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It’s LeBron’s team. He’s the captain. This is the time in my career where I can fit in. I’m now in the security business. My job is to protect the King, and that’s what I’m here to do.
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I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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The biggest thing that will define my legacy is how I’ve done it, and what I’ve done, and who I am. I’m a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies.
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Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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Przybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.
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I beat a lot of teams from the line. You have to have mechanics. But see, what people don’t know about my wrists is my wrists don’t go all the way back.
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Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
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