They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win.
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Probably a lack of concentration. I always hit them during practice. I just need to concentrate. Even though I should a lousy percentage,
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
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Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
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The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I don’t know. I’ll tell you why. I open my arms to everybody. But he never stepped forward for the embrace. So I never really got to know him. I don’t know anything about him, and it’s kinda sad.
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(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can’t stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.
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Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
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If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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Everything happens for a reason.
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The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning
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I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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The biggest thing that will define my legacy is how I’ve done it, and what I’ve done, and who I am. I’m a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies.
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