A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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I’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
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My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
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If I was able to have the game I have and shoot 80% from the line, I’d probably be an arrogant person rather than a humble one.
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A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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I’m a very quotatious person.
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Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
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If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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Excellence is a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.
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Stay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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I urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn’t want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids.
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Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
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My message to little kids who aspire to be anything they want to be is to listen to their parents.
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I really get motivated when I have doubters.
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Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
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A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I’ve got a couple of drones. I’ve got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun
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I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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When I come back, we’ll all need each other to step up our games and do what needs to be done.
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I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
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I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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Przybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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Get his master’s in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around.
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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