I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALMy wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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It’s sort of like in the movie The Karate Kid when Daniel said he needed Mr. Miyagi. And Mr. Miyagi gave him that confidence to believe he really didn’t. These guys think they really need me right now, but they don’t.
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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
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Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning
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It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win.
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I’m a very quotatious person.
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You know, I’m very photogenic.
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The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
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Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
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Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
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If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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Przybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.
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My message to little kids who aspire to be anything they want to be is to listen to their parents.
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But, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.
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They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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