He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALMy secret? See it, and stay focused on it.
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The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning
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A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I’ve got a couple of drones. I’ve got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun
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Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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I beat a lot of teams from the line. You have to have mechanics. But see, what people don’t know about my wrists is my wrists don’t go all the way back.
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Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.
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I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can’t stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.
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I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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When I come back, we’ll all need each other to step up our games and do what needs to be done.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life,
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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Get away from my house. What do you want?
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I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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I urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn’t want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids.
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I’m pissed off. ‘Cause I knew I did something wrong. I’ll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.
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Anyone else has to come upstairs and see the Shogun. I’m still the Shogun.
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And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business.
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This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what’s best for them, including me.
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Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
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If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing up.
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I really get motivated when I have doubters.
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