Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square. ALAN JAY LERNER HonestManMoreSquareThoroughlyWoman
We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well. ALAN JAY LERNER EightLateMetNineRememberTimeWellYes
There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years! ALAN JAY LERNER CountryDisappearEnglishPlaceUseYear
On a clear day, how it will astound you That the glow of your feelings outshines every star. ALAN JAY LERNER AstoundClearDayEveryFeelingGlowOutshineStar
On a clear day, rise and look around you, and you’ll see who you are. ALAN JAY LERNER AroundClearDayLookRiseSee
Lots of cosy sky That God and I can share. I need air. I need air. ALAN JAY LERNER AirCostGodLotNeedShareSky
A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights. ALAN JAY LERNER MondayNightOnlyScheduleSleepTightWork
Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness. ALAN JAY LERNER HollowJoyPassionTenderness
It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. ALAN JAY LERNER CharacterEnormousExteriorFaceFlabbyGrantLackPrettyUnderneath
All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has. ALAN JAY LERNER AlreadyDoHopeHoweverMakeManOftenWantWomen
Don’t let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot. ALAN JAY LERNER BriefCamelotForgetKnownMomentOnceShineSpot
Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that? ALAN JAY LERNER AlwaysBackEternalFaiGiveHistoricalLikeNoblePartWoman
I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. ALAN JAY LERNER BellDingDonutGetMarriedMorningShine
You will follow every mountain, sea and shore, You will see from far and near a world you’ve never seen before. ALAN JAY LERNER BeenBeforeEveryFollowMountainNearneverSeaShoreWorld
You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women. ALAN JAY LERNER ActHappen TodayLikeMenTreatWomen
Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother. ALAN JAY LERNER ArtistCallComeHereHomeJustLookManyNoWonder
Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day. ALAN JAY LERNER BiggerDayEveryGirlHeavenLittleThank
Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!. ALAN JAY LERNER ChurchPullStopTimeWhop
An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him. ALAN JAY LERNER AbsolutelyClassifyEnglishmanSeak
If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter. ALAN JAY LERNER BetterBossCountryDaughterGiveMarryPaint