Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
ALAN JAY LERNERBy order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
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A third took the photographs. Another put the sketches in an exhibition, then into magazines, then in a book.
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For a painter, the Mecca of the world for study, for inspiration, and for living is here on this star called Paris.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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On a clear day, on a clear day, you can see forever, and ever, and ever more.
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Men die but an idea does not.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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On a clear day, rise and look around you, and you’ll see who you are.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
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