Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
ALAN JAY LERNERIf you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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On a clear day, how it will astound you That the glow of your feelings outshines every star.
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By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
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Men die but an idea does not.
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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Don’t let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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Lots of cosy sky That God and I can share. I need air. I need air.
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A third took the photographs. Another put the sketches in an exhibition, then into magazines, then in a book.
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I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
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Stay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
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