Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
ALAN JAY LERNERThere’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?
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For a painter, the Mecca of the world for study, for inspiration, and for living is here on this star called Paris.
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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On a clear day, how it will astound you That the glow of your feelings outshines every star.
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
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You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
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Don’t let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother.
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I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
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Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
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