Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
ALAN JAY LERNERJust look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
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Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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On a clear day, rise and look around you, and you’ll see who you are.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
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Stay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
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I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
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Men die but an idea does not.
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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I could have danced all night!
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Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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A third took the photographs. Another put the sketches in an exhibition, then into magazines, then in a book.
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Lots of cosy sky That God and I can share. I need air. I need air.
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Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother.
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I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
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There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
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You will follow every mountain, sea and shore, You will see from far and near a world you’ve never seen before.
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On a clear day, on a clear day, you can see forever, and ever, and ever more.
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