Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
ALAN JAY LERNERYouth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?
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You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
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You will follow every mountain, sea and shore, You will see from far and near a world you’ve never seen before.
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On a clear day, on a clear day, you can see forever, and ever, and ever more.
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Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother.
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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For a painter, the Mecca of the world for study, for inspiration, and for living is here on this star called Paris.
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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Don’t let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.
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All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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I could have danced all night!
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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