Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
ALAN JAY LERNERPull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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There’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.
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Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
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Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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Men die but an idea does not.
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