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Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.

Alan Jay Lerner

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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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Eight Late Met Nine Remember Time Well Yes
Lots of cosy sky That God and I can share. I need air. I need air.
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Air Cost God Lot Need Share Sky
Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
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Honest Man More Square Thoroughly Woman
I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
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Before Done never Spread Thing Thousand Wing
Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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Bigger Day Every Girl Heaven Little Thank
Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?
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Always Back Eternal Fai Give Historical Like Noble Part Woman
On a clear day, on a clear day, you can see forever, and ever, and ever more.
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Clear Day Ever Forever More See
It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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Character Enormous Exterior Face Flabby Grant Lack Pretty Underneath
On a clear day, how it will astound you That the glow of your feelings outshines every star.
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Astound Clear Day Every Feeling Glow Outshine Star
I could have danced all night!
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All Could Dance Night
There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
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Country Disappear English Place Use Year
We used to say that inside Cecil Beaton there was another Cecil Beaton sending out lots of little Cecils into the world. One did the sets, another did the costumes.
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Another Beaton Cecil Costume Inside Lot Send Set Use
You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
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Act Happen Today Like Men Treat Women
An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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Absolutely Classify Englishman Seak
If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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Better Boss Country Daughter Give Marry Paint
A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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Monday Night Only Schedule Sleep Tight Work
Stay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
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Close Little Off Rub Stay Young
Don’t let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.
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Brief Camelot Forget Known Moment Once Shine Spot
Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
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Dry Make Mud Plain Prisoner
You will follow every mountain, sea and shore, You will see from far and near a world you’ve never seen before.
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Been Before Every Follow Mountain Near never Sea Shore World
The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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December Dot Exist Forbidden March Second Till Winter
Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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Ailment Cough Criticism Respiratory Theatre
I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
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Bell Ding Donut Get Married Morning Shine
You write a hit the same way you write a flop.
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Flop Hit Same Way Write
Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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Hollow Joy Passion Tenderness
Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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Amount Amplification Aria Electronic Glory Judgement Many Turn
Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother.
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Artist Call Come Here Home Just Look Many No Wonder

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