Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
RON WHITE
If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
More Ron White Quotes
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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