If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it. GEORGE BURNS AndIT
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there. GEORGE BURNS DownElseGetStoopWhile
It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. GEORGE BURNS AurHardThese
I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere. GEORGE BURNS AnywhereSimple
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it. GEORGE BURNS LongevityMostSaySingleTension
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. GEORGE BURNS BeginingEndHaveTogether
This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two. GEORGE BURNS RaedSixthTwoWritten
I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked. GEORGE BURNS BesidesDownNewNow
