I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
GEORGE BURNS
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
More George Burns Quotes
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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