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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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Age Cigar Holder Just Now Put Thrill
If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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And Bad Enough Good IT Pay Script
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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Bad Busy Country Cut Drive Hair Know People Run Taxicab
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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Age Fidteenm Cigar Hold Smoke Something
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Act Fake God Honesty Inside
I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Access Failure Hate Rather Something
I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Please Simple
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Age No Out Women Worth
You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Get Help Old Older
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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All Bad Country Cut Hair Know People Run Taxicab Too
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
GEORGE BURNS

Another Care City Close Family Happiness Knit Large Love
Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Here Nice
I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Because Future Go Life Look Rest Spend
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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Drink Drunk Fourteenth Remember Take Thirteen Trouble
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Bed Make Money Stay
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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Begining Close End Good Have Possible Secret Together
This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Book Guy Raed Sixth Two Written
I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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Afford Die Lose Money Much Too
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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One Spent Sunday Town Year
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Boy Dead Only Sea Sick
At my age flowers scare me.
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Age At Flower My Scare
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Down Else Get Stoop While Wonder
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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Age Ninty Pool Sex Shoot Tope
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Five Pimple Retirement Ridiculous Sixty
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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Bad Cigar Depend Good Handle Happiness Much Woman
How can I die? I’m booked.
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Book Die How
It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Aur Change Clean Dirty Hard Remember These Used

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