I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
GEORGE BURNS
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
More George Burns Quotes
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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