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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Please Simple
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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Bad Busy Country Cut Drive Hair Know People Run Taxicab
This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Book Guy Raed Sixth Two Written
I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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Afford Die Lose Money Much Too
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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Age Ninty Pool Sex Shoot Tope
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Five Pimple Retirement Ridiculous Sixty
I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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Age Cigar Holder Just Now Put Thrill
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Came Down Everything Goes Time Up When
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Another Care City Close Family Happiness Knit Large Love
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Air Clean Dirty Remember Sex
I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Access Failure Hate Rather Something
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Age No Out Women Worth
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Act Fake God Honesty Inside
It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Aur Change Clean Dirty Hard Remember These Used
If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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And Bad Enough Good IT Pay Script
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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All Bad Country Cut Hair Know People Run Taxicab Too
Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Here Nice
I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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Believe Besides Book Die Down Exist New Now
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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Bad Cigar Depend Good Handle Happiness Much Woman
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Bed Make Money Stay
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Fake Got Honesty Important Made Most Thing
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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One Spent Sunday Town Year
Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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Be Know Learn Quick Wise
You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Get Help Old Older
You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Fake Got Honest That Trouble
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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Age Fidteenm Cigar Hold Smoke Something
If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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Age Die Few Got Hundred Made One Past People Very

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