When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
GEORGE BURNS
I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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