I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
GEORGE BURNS
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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