I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
GEORGE BURNS
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
More George Burns Quotes
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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