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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Here Nice
I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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Believe Besides Book Die Down Exist New Now
If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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And Bad Enough Good IT Pay Script
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Came Down Everything Goes Time Up When
I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Because Future Go Life Look Rest Spend
It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Aur Change Clean Dirty Hard Remember These Used
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Act Fake God Honesty Inside
You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Fake Got Honest That Trouble
This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Book Guy Raed Sixth Two Written
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Another Care City Close Family Happiness Knit Large Love
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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One Spent Sunday Town Year
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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Bad Busy Country Cut Drive Hair Know People Run Taxicab
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Fake Got Honesty Important Made Most Thing
If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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Age Die Few Got Hundred Made One Past People Very
I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Access Failure Hate Rather Something
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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Bad Cigar Depend Good Handle Happiness Much Woman
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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Better Failure Hate Honesty Something Success
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Five Pimple Retirement Ridiculous Sixty
Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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Be Know Learn Quick Wise
I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Please Simple
You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Get Help Old Older
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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Age Fidteenm Cigar Hold Smoke Something
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Down Else Get Stoop While Wonder
At my age flowers scare me.
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Age At Flower My Scare
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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