Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
GEORGE BURNS
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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