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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Air Clean Dirty Remember Sex
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Down Else Get Stoop While Wonder
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Aur Change Clean Dirty Hard Remember These Used
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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Age Fidteenm Cigar Hold Smoke Something
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Fake Got Honesty Important Made Most Thing
Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Here Nice
I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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Believe Besides Book Die Down Exist New Now
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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One Spent Sunday Town Year
If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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Age Die Few Got Hundred Made One Past People Very
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Came Down Everything Goes Time Up When
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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Down Finally First Forget Name Net Pull Zipper
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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Age Ninty Pool Sex Shoot Tope
I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Access Failure Hate Rather Something
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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Bad Busy Country Cut Drive Hair Know People Run Taxicab
How can I die? I’m booked.
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Book Die How
It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Anywhere Eight Good Here Ninty
At my age flowers scare me.
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Age At Flower My Scare
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Age No Out Women Worth
I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Please Simple
You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Get Help Old Older
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Bed Make Money Stay
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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Bad Cigar Depend Good Handle Happiness Much Woman
If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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And Bad Enough Good IT Pay Script
I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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Afford Die Lose Money Much Too
I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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Age Cigar Holder Just Now Put Thrill
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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All Bad Country Cut Hair Know People Run Taxicab Too

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