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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.

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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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