I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
RON WHITE- I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
RON WHITEI believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
RON WHITEI want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
RON WHITEThe first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
RON WHITEA lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I’ve been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don’t really look outside for stories.
RON WHITEMy life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I’ve been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don’t really look outside for stories.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
RON WHITEMy show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
RON WHITEI started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
RON WHITEThe next time you have a thought… let it go.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
RON WHITEI had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
RON WHITEThere have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
RON WHITEYou know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
RON WHITEI write all of my material. It’s all me.
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