I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
More Ron White Quotes
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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I don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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