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Ron White

I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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