I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
More Ron White Quotes
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I’ve been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don’t really look outside for stories.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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