I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
RON WHITEI loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
More Ron White Quotes
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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