The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
RON WHITE
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
More Ron White Quotes
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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