The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
RON WHITE
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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