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BAN JOHNSON
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Alison ButcherAlison Butcher Abundance is my birthright it starts with harvesting my inner light.
Shannon Van AlstShannon Van Alst I believed in the magic we made, but you were the magician and i was merely your puppet on stage.
Sophie AliaSophie Alia Eternity is vague. Let me fill in the blanks with you.
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Abel StarcAbel Starc His promises looked so promising that she just ignored the blatant truths.
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I don’t know anything about baseball.
Sean ConnerySean Connery Baseball is the favorite American sport because it’s so slow. Any idiot can follow it. And just about any idiot can play it.
Gore VidalGore Vidal I guess my thermometer for my baseball fever is still a goose bump.
Vin ScullyVin Scully The only change is that baseball has turned Paige from a second class citizen to a second class immortal.
Satchel PaigeSatchel Paige I ain’t ever had a job, I just always played baseball.
Satchel PaigeSatchel Paige If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
Casey StengelCasey Stengel No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
Casey StengelCasey Stengel Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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