Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRAMake a game plan and stick to it. Unless it’s not working.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
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Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It’s also a powerful motivator.
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What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
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The only color I don’t have is navy brown.
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Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it’s not working.
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I didn’t know much about golf growing up.
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I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.
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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.
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In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
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Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
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He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
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Records and achievements are made to be broken.
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I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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I guess I’ve got a smart wife.
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You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
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We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
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If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.
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