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Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.

Yogi Berra

Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
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Attitude Positive Smile
That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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Coincidence One Liner
If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
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Sleep Wake Up
Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
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Buy Stock Market
I didn’t know much about golf growing up.
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Gold Gowth
Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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Crowd Restaurant
Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
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Vote
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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Conservation Human Nature Impossible Talk
Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
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Charity Giving
If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
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Perfection Philosophy World
Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
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Forecast Future Involvement
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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Funny Worth
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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Tour Towel
There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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People
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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Death Funeral People
80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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Baseball
Never answer an anonymous letter.
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Letter One Liner
I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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Baseball Inspirational Train
I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk
You can observe a lot by just watching.
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Baseball Observation One Liner Watch
If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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Baseball Park People Stop
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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Baseball Liar
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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Luggage Travel
You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
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Baseball Motivational Win
You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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Hard Hit Home Time
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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Arms Giving
What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Hit Uniform

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