I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
YOGI BERRAIf the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
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It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
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Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
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Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
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Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It’s also a powerful motivator.
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You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
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If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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Records and achievements are made to be broken.
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Never answer an anonymous letter.
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The only color I don’t have is navy brown.
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I didn’t know much about golf growing up.
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If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
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I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.
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I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
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