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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

Yogi Berra

50% of all married people are women.
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Funny Marriage One Liner People Women
You can observe a lot by just watching.
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Baseball Observation One Liner Watch
I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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Baseball Inspirational Train
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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Funny Worth
If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
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Baseball Cheat
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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One Liner Worth
The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.
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Baseball Expectation Fun Game Hit Worry
He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
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Baseball Run
80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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Baseball
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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Nap Sleep
Every entrepreneur deals with fears of failure. However, the truly successful know how to face these fears and keep on working.
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Entrepreneur Face Failure Fear Success Work
What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
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Baseball Hit Uniform
Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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Complicated Jazz Music Understand
We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
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Baseball Humor Lost Time
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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Death Funeral People
If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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Baseball Park People Stop

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

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