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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

Yogi Berra

If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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Baseball Park People Stop
If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
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Copy Imitate One Liner
Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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Complicated Jazz Music Understand
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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Laughter Life Shock
You can observe a lot by just watching.
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Baseball Observation One Liner Watch
Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
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Baseball Guy
If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
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Answer Atitude
Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
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Vote
Never answer an anonymous letter.
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Letter One Liner
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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Baseball Blame Hit Mad
If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.
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Business Goals Motivational Regret
Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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Funny Young
If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
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Sleep Wake Up
In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
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Baseball Game Sports
You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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Hard Hit Home Time
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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Nap Sleep
I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
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Baseball Failure Fight Lose Motivational Success Try Win
I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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Baseball Blame Money Player Power
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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Buy Children School Walk
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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Come Experience One Liner Philosophy Road
Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
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Failure Inspirational One Liner Opportunity Start
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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Eat Food Funny Hungry Pizza Sarcastic
You can have everything you want as long as you don’t want it badly enough.
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Hustle Motivational Work Hard
The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.
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Baseball Expectation Fun Game Hit Worry
If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
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Alive Father Grave Hear
How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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Baseball Hit Thinking
I didn’t know much about golf growing up.
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