All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
YOGI BERRAAnyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
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Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
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I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
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Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
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Never answer an anonymous letter.
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That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
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Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
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If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
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I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
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I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
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He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
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You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
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I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
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50% of all married people are women.
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
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Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
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How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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I enjoy now doing what I do, playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
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There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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