“You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.”

I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.

If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.

Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.

I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.

It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.

Ok you guys, pair up in threes!

If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.

50% of all married people are women.

Every entrepreneur deals with fears of failure. However, the truly successful know how to face these fears and keep on working.

Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts.

I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.

Let us beware of repentance without evidence.

Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.

Beware the man of a single book.

Beware of those who seek constant crowds; they are nothing alone.

Beware of sentimental alliances where the consciousness of good deeds is the only compensation for noble sacrifices.

The first step of healing is to beware of your own negative thoughts.

Beware of the unloved, because they will eventually hurt themselves or others.

Don’t walk under the coconut trees.