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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.

Yogi Berra

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball House Kids League Wonderful
If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
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Baseball Cheat
If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.
YOGI BERRA

Business Goals Motivational Regret
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRA

Eat Food Funny Hungry Pizza Sarcastic
I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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Alive Dead Lucky Museum See
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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Difference Practice Theory
You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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Beware Careful Lost
That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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Coincidence One Liner
If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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Baseball Park People Stop
I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
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Concentration Thinking
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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Laughter Life Shock
I’m glad I was in the Navy.
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Army Proud
How can you think and hit at the same time?
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Baseball
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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Baseball Blame Hit Mad
We made too many wrong mistakes.
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Mistake One Liner Wrong
Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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Crowd Restaurant
If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
YOGI BERRA

Answer Atitude
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
YOGI BERRA

Nap Sleep
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
YOGI BERRA

Funny Worth
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
YOGI BERRA

One Liner Worth
Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Guy
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
YOGI BERRA

Humor
You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
YOGI BERRA

Inspirational Old Self Love Take Care Yourself
You can’t win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Sports Time Win
Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
YOGI BERRA

Buy Stock Market
Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
YOGI BERRA

Complicated Jazz Music Understand
You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Motivational Win

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