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Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.

Yogi Berra

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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Funny Young
Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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Crowd Restaurant
How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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Baseball Hit Thinking
How can you think and hit at the same time?
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Baseball
I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
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Baseball Nervous Series
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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Buy Children School Walk
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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Lost Travel Wind
80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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Baseball
If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.
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Business Goals Motivational Regret
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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Baseball Liar
You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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Hard Hit Home Time
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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Difference Practice Theory
Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
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Vote
You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
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Baseball Motivational Win
If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
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Perfection Philosophy World
Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
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Baseball Guy
You can observe a lot by just watching.
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Baseball Observation One Liner Watch
Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it’s not working.
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Baseball Business Game Motivational Planning Work
I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
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Baseball Failure Fight Lose Motivational Success Try Win
The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.
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Baseball Expectation Fun Game Hit Worry
Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
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Buy Stock Market
What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
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Baseball Hit Uniform
You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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Beware Careful Lost
I enjoy now doing what I do, playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
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Enjoyment Golf Life Relaxation
If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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Baseball Park People Stop
If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
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Answer Atitude
I guess I’ve got a smart wife.
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Smart Wife

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