I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
YOGI BERRANobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
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I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
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Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
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Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
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Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
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If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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50% of all married people are women.
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Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
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