50% of all married people are women.
YOGI BERRAHe can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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The hardest thing is to get started, but the really hardest thing is to finish.
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80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
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Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
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I didn’t know much about golf growing up.
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If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.
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You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
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If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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We made too many wrong mistakes.
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