“Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.”

If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.

It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.

Ok you guys, pair up in threes!

If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.

50% of all married people are women.

Every entrepreneur deals with fears of failure. However, the truly successful know how to face these fears and keep on working.

Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts.

I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.

If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

Texas has a lot of electrical votes.

Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it’s not working.

We’re lost, but we’re making good time.

A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

Something feels funny. I must be thinking too hard.

To eat and drink without a friend is to devour like the lion and the wolf.

If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.

Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.

I like having someone I can spoil.

The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.

I like girls who have two eyes.