If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
YOGI BERRAYou have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
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We have a good time together, even when we’re not together.
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Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
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I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
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A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
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I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
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Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
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It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
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You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
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Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
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Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
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If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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