“It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.”

I enjoy now doing what I do, playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.

Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.

I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.

Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.

If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.

Doing the little things can make a big difference.

We have a good time together, even when we’re not together.

The only color I don’t have is navy brown.

Never answer an anonymous letter.

He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.

I didn’t know much about golf growing up.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

Poetry is the moment when the man is in conservation with God.

The most beautiful things in life are the simplest: people, conversation, connection, fresh air, & flowers.

No discussion between two persons can be of any use, until each knows clearly what it is that the other asserts.

The value of a conversation with somebody could change your whole life.

Your time is much more valuable than getting in a conversation with the low standard people. 

The best conservation always happens at midnight.

Too much agreement kills chat.

Out of anger comes controversy, out of controversy comes conversation, out of conversation comes action.