If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
YOGI BERRAIt ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
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There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
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Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
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We made too many wrong mistakes.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It’s also a powerful motivator.
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If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
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I’m glad I was in the Navy.
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That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
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Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
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I didn’t know much about golf growing up.
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You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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It ain’t over till it’s over
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
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Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts.
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Records and achievements are made to be broken.
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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