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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

Yogi Berra

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
YOGI BERRA

Death Funeral People
We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Humor Lost Time
I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
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Guess Necessary Thank You
I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
YOGI BERRA

Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
YOGI BERRA

Humor
Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
YOGI BERRA

Attitude Positive Smile
I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Money Player Power
Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
YOGI BERRA

Charity Giving
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Important Love Sports World
Never answer an anonymous letter.
YOGI BERRA

Letter One Liner
You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Game Sports
If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Park People Stop
What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Hit Uniform
We have a good time together, even when we’re not together.
YOGI BERRA

Break Up Divorce I Miss You Past Time Togetherness
Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Guy
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball House Kids League Wonderful

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