I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
YOGI BERRAI’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
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I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
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Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
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Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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Little things are big.
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In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
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You can observe a lot by just watching.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
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80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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50% of all married people are women.
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You can have everything you want as long as you don’t want it badly enough.
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The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
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I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
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Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
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Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.
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I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
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If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
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Records and achievements are made to be broken.
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