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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

Yogi Berra

I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
YOGI BERRA

Answer Question Tired
He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Run
Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
YOGI BERRA

Failure Inspirational One Liner Opportunity Start
There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
YOGI BERRA

People
A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.
YOGI BERRA

Excitement Family Home Road
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
YOGI BERRA

Difference Practice Theory
I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
YOGI BERRA

Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk
It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
YOGI BERRA

Especially Future Prediction Tough
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
YOGI BERRA

One Liner Worth
Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
YOGI BERRA

Crowd Restaurant
You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
YOGI BERRA

Hard Hit Home Time
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRA

Laughter Life Shock
If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Play
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
YOGI BERRA

Conservation Human Nature Impossible Talk
If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
YOGI BERRA

Sleep Wake Up
So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Face Hit Ugly

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