I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
YOGI BERRAI’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
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Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
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There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
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So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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