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Yogi Berra

I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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Alive Dead Lucky Museum See
Records and achievements are made to be broken.
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Achievement Baseball Broken Record
In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
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Baseball Game Sports
I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
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Concentration Thinking
If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
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Baseball Cheat
A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.
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Excitement Family Home Road
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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Conservation Human Nature Impossible Talk
The hardest thing is to get started, but the really hardest thing is to finish.
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Baseball Finish Motivational Start
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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Baseball League Parents Street
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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Luggage Travel
Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
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Forecast Future Involvement
You can observe a lot by just watching.
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Baseball Observation One Liner Watch
You can’t win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
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Baseball Sports Time Win
I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk
How can you think and hit at the same time?
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Baseball
Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
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Baseball Guy
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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Difference Practice Theory
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
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Humor
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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Funny Worth
Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.
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Baseball Beat Pitch
Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
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Feeling Inspirational
Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
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Celebrity Fame
How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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Baseball Hit Thinking
80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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Baseball
If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.
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Business Goals Motivational Regret
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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Baseball Blame Hit Mad
I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
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Baseball Nervous Series

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