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50% of all married people are women.

Yogi Berra

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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Baseball Liar
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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Baseball Team Trouble Win
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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Lost Travel Wind
You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
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Baseball Motivational Win
If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
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Sleep Wake Up
You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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Beware Careful Lost
Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
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Attitude Positive Smile
It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
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Heat Humility One Liner
I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
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Baseball Failure Fight Lose Motivational Success Try Win
He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
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Baseball Run
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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Luggage Travel
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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Death Funeral People
80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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Baseball
It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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Especially Future Prediction Tough
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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Laughter Life Shock
If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
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Baseball Play
I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
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See Television
We made too many wrong mistakes.
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Mistake One Liner Wrong
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
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Baseball House Kids League Wonderful
I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
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Baseball Nervous Series
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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Difference Practice Theory
Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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Complicated Jazz Music Understand
Never answer an anonymous letter.
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Letter One Liner
You can observe a lot by just watching.
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Baseball Observation One Liner Watch
I’m glad I was in the Navy.
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Army Proud
If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
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Answer Atitude
We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
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Baseball Humor Lost Time

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