Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
YOGI BERRAI wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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It ain’t over till it’s over
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You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.
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I didn’t know much about golf growing up.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
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Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
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Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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We were over-whelming underdogs.
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How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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50% of all married people are women.
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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.
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Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
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I’m glad I was in the Navy.
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I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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