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Yogi Berra

You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Loyalty Protection Team
You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
YOGI BERRA

Inspirational Old Self Love Take Care Yourself
50% of all married people are women.
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Funny Marriage One Liner People Women
So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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Baseball Face Hit Ugly
Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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Lie Truth
If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
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Sleep Wake Up
If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
YOGI BERRA

Copy Imitate One Liner
You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
YOGI BERRA

Hard Hit Home Time
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
YOGI BERRA

Luggage Travel
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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Tour Towel
It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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Especially Future Prediction Tough
If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
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Alive Father Grave Hear
You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
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Baseball Game Sports
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRA

Laughter Life Shock
A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.
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Excitement Family Home Road
I guess I’ve got a smart wife.
YOGI BERRA

Smart Wife

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